I was a disgruntled Eskimo in Alaska. I have no idea how the hell I was catapulted to the limelight. I knew it has nothing to do with me experimenting with plutonium, but I guess it’s about the girl of mine. This limelight is all about Allysia from YoungBusty. I know I get all the paparazzi spying on my igloo from afar. I got sick of of this paparazzi and reporters asking me how the hell does an Eskimo like me got a girl like Allysia. I sold my igloo so I can buy a secret place to get away from all this press. I had taken new disguise so as not to be recognized as an Eskimo. I started to display myself as a real hunk, with a pretty girlfriend. I took Allysia to all the red carpet premiers and just felt proud with the girl I have. Who would not be proud of this girl? With golden blond hair, heavenly looks, and a come-hither poise and pose. She’s inveigling, captivating and a real cutey. One time, while we were strolling an avenue in a big city, I heard a big yell from afar. “Hey weren’t you the Eskimo guy?” Who the hell, I gave the guy a punch.
